The word of a man.

The word of a man is just a word. Actions are what make a man worth your time. How can a woman, nay, QUEEN trust a man by what he says and then watch him do nothing. No follow through. That's right ladies. We are queens. And shall be treated and worshipped as though.

As a queen myself, I have had the opportunity to date quite the multitude of not-so-winners. The one thing in common they all seem to have is lack of follow through. Just a fish bowl of noncommittal players with needs for ego and attitude adjustments. 

I've compiled a list of un-datable characteristics that I've experienced with these pawns. They forget... They didn't win the game. No one has landed this queen as their own precious jewel. I'm a marquis diamond surrounded by platinum and gold baby! This is just a start. Enjoy. 

you are not worth my time if:

*you are so emotionally unavailable that your ex still has your heart balls by the fist! 

*you have to brag about dating miss Utah or former supermodels. Please. 

*you cheated on an ex or a term paper 

*your mom is your best friend 

*one or more of your vehicles have 2 wheels... And you don't wear a helmet

*your # is over 50.. No bugs or crabs please

*the gym is your solace, two hours a day or more

*all your meals are prepared and chased with bcaas or post workouts

*your bros have a code

*you drive a lifted pretty truck

*you take meds to sleep and meds to keep you awake and alcohol to numb the inevitable  

*you fool around with girls you met at the gym 

* your idea of a date night is me coming over to give you a back rub

* knocked up your current girlfriend and still think you can get some from another 

* you are commitment phobic 

* you have five or more roommates I mean c'mon!!

*your grammar sucks and you're bad at spelling 

* you ask a girl out on a date and then spend an hour prying her about her previous relationship fails

* you've yet to graduate college or even start

*flirting is your primary language

*your cell never stops and you keep responding while on a date 

* you're in a band.Nuff said 

* you send highly suggestive picture messages and ask for the same in return

*you Snapchat 

* you live one or more states away make no effort at all but insist I don't date anyone else. 

* you claim to be a Peter priesthood but then willing to take your garments off

* non-smokers please, gross 

* you take more selfie's than a high school girl

* your last recent girlfriend was a high school senior

*you use POF gross. 

* your TV cost more than your car 

Last one for the night: 

* it's been two months and you've yet to make verbal contact. But text almost every day 

(This was cute! Totally my kinda witty little diddy.)