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true...very true

50 shades of pink.

So many of my friends will get a kick out of this post I am sure. Including the title. My life has been quite the entertaining outlet for most of you dang fools anyway. With Valentines quickly approaching I figured the best gift I could give was the gift of self preservation. Which is why I spent some investment on a few new gym attire items from the VS. Mainly to "want" to go to the gym. I hate it when I look like Fat Amy at the gym an everyone there swears I don't even try. Everyone being the annoying hot girls that feel the obligation to put on makeup before hitting the meat market. puhhhlease. You look redonkilous. Whatevs. ok I titled the post 'fifty shades of pink' because I am proud to be WOMAN... and for that I am also grateful for the excuse to be all types of moody. Now those of you that know me know that I am not secretive like Christian Grey. But I do change and mold my mood accordingly.
At times I can be:
jovial, pleasant, sociable, resiliant, joyful, singy(you outta hear me!), loud,
elusive, clueless, mind wandering, naive, conservative,respectable
silly, playful, peppy, cooperative, perky, giggly, ticklish(don't even)
frantic, anxious(theres meds for that), worried, stubborn, picky, naughty, nice,
mischievous,  sympathetic, empathetic, serious, honest, down, quiet,
evil(bwaaahhahahah) raunchy, mean, temporarily insane?, bitter,
jealous(very), mopey, tolerable, hopeful, romantic, hopeless romantic,
loving, comforting, helpful, admirable, and disruptive

How bout we all take this personality quiz and see if we should still be on verbage terms!!
http://www.youbeauty.com/quizzes/personality

So how do you like me now?  hahaha! Ok this time of the night, i am sick, hopped up on cough syrup, avoiding the Ambien bc of its death defying effects(ask everyone at work) and I am forced to stare blankly into the dark because I slept thru the day. ughhghgh
Ok now I am thinking valentines day shenanigans. What does a single girl like me do on a holiday such as that? What would Liz Lemon do?!?



If you haven't seen 30 rock wth is wrong with you?!?
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NO ONE!

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Now what girl doesn't need an occasional douche?

This post is most likely rated PG-13 so if you don't feel up to that please do not continue to read.
Now that my Explicit Nature has been exposed.... Let's do begin.
Lately I have been so lucky to have the opportunity date so many different types of Guys. The tool. The nice guy. The cocky guy. The guy that's going nowhere. The guy that's going so many places too fast. And too far. The virgin. The lying virgin. The oh my gosh you're so not a virgin. You're walking STD. The cheater. The man is still not over his ex. The freeloader. The guy that still married that says he's divorced but on paper is married and too much drama. The emotionally unavailable. The too emotionally available And will start a fight over anything. The pusher And manipulator. The one who hates my cat. Dealbreaker. FYI. The Emotionally unavailable baby daddy. The I'm too hot for you, who Is actually not very hot at all And has a bad attitude and a crappy job. The blind date gone oh so wrong. The distancily unavailable. The gym rat. Ok a few gym rats. Cocky sobs. Ok tangent here. Any guy that can play the guitar. Like acoustic. Melts my insidesies. Urhmmmmm yussss!!
Ok. The drinkers. Bad news bears!! I don't need to be taking care of you post fall aparts. Lol that includes liver failure. Ugh. (: cheers to dating. Freak I'm so sick of it I could barfaroni! Where's my millionaire?!