trial and error

So bare with me here... I am an idiot who can't get a REAL date so I have turned to online dating to find it for me... OR for them to find me! EEEEKKKK! Crazies out there. You would be shocked to see what I get off a paid site, well two actually. MATCH and ZOOSK. And if they can't spell, well that's just craptastic. There's a difference between YOU'RE and YOUR... haha and if you still live at home or have baby mama drama please keep walking. I am picky dangit! I am so freakin proud of the accomplishments I have made that I don't want to settle for anything less. But I would give up a few things for the more important ones for sure. Yes please have a job. Yes please have college done or near done... But its ok if they are still working on it. The type I am looking for is the same as me. Affectionate, caring, thoughtful, and outgoing! So I totally had a blasty laughing with one of these types. On the downfall... they can be moody and unpleasant when their mind wanders towards the dramatic side. So How can I get my perfect 10/10 man? Maybe he doesn't exist. Maybe he is not even in this state. But my mind still wants to see.. test it out... trial and error. I am so flippin tired. I am not even making any sense.
So here is my toast:

here's to the guys who love us,

the losers who left us, and the

lucky ones who get to meet us.

here's to the moments where we didn't think about right & wrong;

where we just lived, crossed our fingers, and hoped for the best.

FOR YOUR PURE ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT: (thanks dumb.com)

• Aaaack (aak) interj. An utterance upon running directly into a spider web first thing in the morning - and you don't know where the spider is. 
• Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. 
• Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v. To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire." 
• Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but *he* "made the dinner." 
• Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. 
• Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. 
• Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. 
• Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. 
• Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a basketball game. 
• Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. 
• Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. 
• Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
• Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. 
• Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus, breath push..." 
• Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only trashy women would wear...! 
• Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. 
• Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers". 
• Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. 
• Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. 
• Zillion (zil*yen) n. The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself ...anyway.

This is Danielle reporting off, Thanks for stopping by San Diego