cat lady

I saw this random quote the other day on tumblr and I had to posty post it because it not only is true BUT IT IS TRUE! I only have one cat for now... he is far too much for me to handle as it is but still. 

"when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately."